Profiles

Kenny McGregor

Kenny with some ladies

Full Name: Kenny McGregor
Nickname's: Steely, Muckspreader and lately the "Golden Buddha" as I'm hot at the moment!
Age: -
Occupation: Energy Officer

Kenny enjoying a good time at the Club

Marital Status: Single, Thank god!
Any Kids: 2, both in their teens
Preferred Position: Front row or missionary. It's always good to see them face on!
Where do they make you play?: Front row usually

I hope that's pasta sauce

Who do you play for (1XV/2XV/ 3XV/ Colts): 1st's and 2nd's
Previous Clubs: Porty since I left school and briefly for Edinburgh Wanderers so I could go on tours to Sicily, and another to Belgium and Holland
Representative Honours: None. But I believe that representing Porty FP is, and has been an honour for me throughout the nearly 30 years I've been playing.
What is your greatest rugby moment?: Pretty sh*t by other standards, but getting to the 1988 Musselburgh Sevens final could be it, as the team that day was written off before the start of the tourney. I've never been a sevens player, so it was pretty cool to be picked at the time.

A young Kenny on the beach

What is your worst rugby moment?: Having to be medivac'd out off Schipol airport in 1988 after a 10 day tour with Wanderers (I thought I was dying). To this day or any other I've never had so many recreational substances in such a short time, (long live the Banana Club).
Do you have any tips for any up and coming rugby players?: Ignore Marrin's and stay off snake-bite
Favourite Porty Player: Eddie in his younger and slimmer day's. That could apply to them both so it's the old one!
Favourite Other Player: John (strange animal- gibbo dog) Gibson for always producing surprises
Strengths: Massive upper body strength and a raw animal magnetism along with a cheeky / jaunty sense of humour, being able to sneak out of a pub when I'm pissed without anybody spotting me.

Kenny on his fifteenth birthday

Weaknesses: Beautiful women and alcohol, then ugly women and Kebabs
Best Chat Up Line: "Do you fancy a shag - give me an answer in ½ an hour as I'm a busy man" - This worked for the 2nd time in it's long and drawn out career after the Wales game. All it needs is some fine tweaking and it'll do for a while yet! I think Bawbag should take it over now as he's been dumped. Seemingly she's dumped him for Ewan Cowe and his raw sophistication and the fact that Ewan Cowe's large over bite is the very dab for hitting the G spot!
Special Moves: Avoiding Ewan Cowe in the Club after a 'HUMPHREY ALERT' and after the Doctor told him "Ewan Cowe you've F*****G F****D your BASTARDING shoulder!, (straight from The Lancet)

Happy New Year Kenny!