Profiles
Darren Crowther
- Full Name
- Darren Joseph Crowther
- Nickname(s)
- Disco Daz, Chowder, Pancho, Gunner, Bomber, Chow
- Age
- -
- Occupation
- IT System Administrator

Daz & The Mare-ress of Joppa
- Preferred Position
- On Top
- Where do they make you play?
- Flanker
- Who do you play for (1XV/2XV/ 3XV/ Colts)
- 2XV

Daz and some Kiwi Porty Boys from the past!
- Representative Honours
- Too many to mention
- Favourite Porty Player
- Danny (The Mayor) Roarty, for his all round sportsmanship and superior skill
- Favourite Other Player
- Neil Back, He proves the theory that its not the size of the wave but it is the motion in the ocean that counts

Daz skydivin'
- Strengths
- Ability to play with bad hangovers and outclass Moray Lyle
- Weaknesses
- Lack of fitness, weight, height, again to many to mention
- Special Moves
- What else, the Disco Spin (Now known as the Inky Spin)

Getting tooled up for another bus trip or a night at Club Dirty
- Coaches Comment from Joe Thomson
- Disco has had an excellent season, so far, regular training, has greatly improved his rugby, and he is one of the first names to go down on 2XV team list. His play has been 1st class and I do believe he has a man of the match to his credit. One thing that amused me was that he ended up needing stitches after Santasia at Christmas. He's an all round reliable, cheerful, consistent, nice kind of guy, the sort I might let my daughter marry, on second thoughts maybe not!
